These are real Google questions that showed up on a recent search. My answers are not the opinion of MicroSoft nor are they actual answers.
How do you get rid of frogs? Casually mention that Costco’s sale on fifty pound boxes of flies is on its last day…
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How do you remove a lot of frogs? Try using a snow shovel with a lid on it. If you don’t have one, frogs can also be relocated with a five iron.
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What do frogs hate the most? Marigolds, mint, citronella and people with five irons.
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How do I know if my dog has bitten a poisonous cane toad? Profuse salivation/foaming, vocalizing, pawing at the mouth, deep red gums, head shaking, loss of coordination or a stiff gait, difficulty breathing, diarrhea, weakness, seizures… or, as boxer owners call it, “turning nine years old”. Plus, there’ll be a cane toad with a bite taken out of it, nearby.
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Why do frogs suddenly appear? Well, if they show up every time you’re near; then, just like me, they long to be… close to you…
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Can some species of frog survive being frozen? Yes… but, no species, so far, has survived being thawed out.
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What does it mean when a frog visits you? It means your house has slid into a pond.
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Are all frogs safe to eat? Not safe for the frog.
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Do frogs regrow their eyes?Scientists from the University of Nevada, Las Vegas found that when the majority of eye tissue was removed in South African clawed frog embryos (xenopus laevis), the tissue would rapidly regrow to a normal sized eye within three to five days. This was part of a larger study to determine exactly how SADISTIC biologists are.
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Can a frog fly? No, but I’ve seen a horsefly; in fact, I be done seen about everything, when I see an elephant fly… oh my…
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Thank you so much. Now I’ll never have to conduct those searches myself. Think of all the energy saved by your 1.6K subscribers not using GoogleAI to answer those questions. You are clearly a public service. As such, I’m going to ask the president to pardon you for any crimes you may have committed.
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Then, I’d better go out and commit some crimes; otherwise, it’ll be a waste of time. I’m thinking… arson?
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You’re not going to burn frogs, are you?
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If they don’t stop laughing at me I will!
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From now on I shall never hear the Carpenters without thinking about cane toads… and for that I’m eternally in your debt.
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Thanks! I thought the reference might be too obscure…
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I just hope I never hear the Carpenters.
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We all do. But at least now there’ll be toads.
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I can see you at the driving range with a bucket full of frogs and a 5 iron.Four! Five! Six!…
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The problem is, you can’t keep your head down, because the frog keeps jumping off of the tee…
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I am with Rivergirl. For the rest of my life, I will think of frogs when I hear that Carpenters’ tune…watching them fly courtesy of a 5-iron.
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Then, my work here is done!
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