[Thanks to Rivergirl for the idea]
You lost your “Box o’ Farts” and your singing bass trophy just isn’t that funny anymore.
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There are few things more relaxing than the sounds of agony coming from a barnyard animal.
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You need a gift for someone who has everything and whose guts you also hate.
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You have batteries that you need to drain power out of.
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You need something that, in comparison, makes Diana Krall sound good.
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The toy is recommended for ages seven and up. This will give six year olds an incentive to live another year.
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It’s annoying but way less annoying than owning a real goat.
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If you buy twenty-four of them, you can play Screaming Goat Checkers.
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You’ll need something to give up for Lent.
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It is anatomically correct but metaphysically absurd…
Is that real? I mean, like really real???
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Really really real, NP….
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Totally real. And I’m the (proud?) owner!
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Wow, you are so lucky. 🥳
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You can be as well….
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No, not me. I’ve got a belly button cleaner to occupy my time 🙂
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A most useful tool, I agree.
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😊
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Screaming Goat checkers? I’m off to check Amazon!
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If you do it, POST PHOTOS…
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You mean video. A screaming goat without audio is just silly.
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P.S. screaming goat beats Billy Bass hands down.
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My brother had one of those. Bragged about it for months….
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And now you can give him a screaming goat for Christmas. He’ll be thrilled, trust me.
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You know… you may be right…
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On the last day of school, Declan’s teacher sent each kid home with a gift bag of goodies that included a whistle. I think the screaming goat would be an excellent teacher gift for such a thoughtful teacher.
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Giving a whistle to a kid? That’s just MEAN…
My father had an Abbott and Costello figurine that went through the entire “Who’s on First?” routine with the worst sound possible. I don’t know how she did it but she managed to get me to take it home. My father would pass it, stop and press the button and it was driving her loony…
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Oh my gosh, Robyn! I think I would be thinking all sorts of sound toys for that teacher!
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Haha! Yes, me too!
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My kids love the screaming goat, but all they have access to is the video on YouTube. They LOVE setting a phone or iPad outside my door and turning the volume waaaay up.
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I suppose it is kinder than them literally beating you…
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The kids, or the goats?
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Kids are goats, Chelsea…
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An informative post – especially for those suffering from PTSGS
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We here at Masercot Humor Incorporated are here for you…
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No question – this post is a very useful PSA.
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And, a percentage of the humor on my site is from recycled material…
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It is anatomically correct but metaphysically absurd…
– Just the way I like my toys. I’m sold.
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