Double Happy Family Four Treasures Random Thoughts

If you bury a vampire upside down, eventually he becomes China’s problem…

There are so many things you can do with jellied eel. Sadly, none of them involve using it as food.

I told her, “You’ll never know how much I love you”. But, she tried to find out, anyway. Obviously, I had to stop her…

If the adage “absence makes the heart grow fonder” is true, every woman who ever walked out of me is craving me insanely by now…

Riding a horse is like driving a dangerous car that thinks for itself and might kick you in the head…

Shale doesn’t deserve all the bad things people say about it…

Tip: If you attend a formal event at a nudist camp, wear an extra-long neck tie, just in case someone is going to take pictures…

Tree marriage was once very popular in India. Too often a woman would marry a tree only to find out her new husband was a sap…

If I got to choose what type of horrible injury I could have, I’d always choose a sucking chest wound…

Jellied eel makes an effective compress for a sucking chest wound…