Signs that Your Child’s School May Not Be Up to Standards

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Early afternoon is spent sitting quietly while the teacher watches her “stories”.

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The week before standardized testing, the teacher leads the children in a new song called, “A-C-C-A-B-D-A”

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When the children got up to the letter ‘T’, funding ran out, so your son Victor and you daughter Yvonne are considered by the other children to be “unpeople”…

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P.E. is spent pick-pocketing the elderly at a nearby park.

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You notice that the permission slip that you sign for your child’s field trip allows them to make end of life decisions for them.

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A slight mishap with a baking soda volcano maims four children and leaves the rest smelling like a Caesar salad.

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Your child’s report on the Civil War is called, “Sherman, the Tank Engine”.

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Whatever the children dissect in biology class is deep fried an hour later for lunch.

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Civics class consists of teaching the benefits of a bicameral legislature and moving teacher’s car so that the repo men don’t get to it.

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The school principal discontinues the Pledge of Allegiance and offers to replace it with a pledge from whatever nation offers the most money.

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