Why We Should have a Dog for President in 2020

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…and together we can bark at the mailman until the gets off our porch.

A no-nonsense, tough-on-squirrels approach to law enforcement.

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White House dinners would be much cheaper because toilet water costs less than white wine and most champagnes.

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If the president commits a crime, instead of an expensive impeachment, he can be forced to wear a muzzle…

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When in high-level economic summits, the president can work with our allies to produce a win/win arrangement in international trade.  Plus, if one of the other leaders violates the agreement, our president can bite him.

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Dogs can smell fear and filibusters.

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I think we, as a nation, are ready for a President Daisy or President Rex.

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The White House furniture will last longer because the president will not be allowed on the couch.

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The only entities he’d owe favors to would be previous owners and those favors were either treats or belly rubs.

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If President Dog does go off the deep end and tries to do something dangerous, he can be distracted with a squeaky ball.

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President Dog will be the first president since Warren Harding that can lick his own butt.

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Won’t hesitate to attack any hostile nation provided they have a lot of cats.

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Press conferences would consist of reporters chirping, “Here, boy!” and waving Milkbones to get the president’s attention.

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17 thoughts on “Why We Should have a Dog for President in 2020

  1. He could also be forced to wear “The cone of shame” if he does something stupid 🙂 And honestly, I have a water bowl yet am always making sure the toilet lid is up because it is the preferred water bowl for my lab. Gross doggie 🙂

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    1. Damnit! I forgot about the cone!!! I could’ve used that instead of the muzzle.

      So, how long after drinking out of the toilet do you let your dog lick you? I wait at least three minutes…

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  2. We already have a dog President — I think it’s one of them Cock-her Spaniels, or Daniels, or McDougals….whatever. But its true love is a whore called Fox, which isn’t news to liberals, but is first in the hearts of right-wing dog-matists.

    I’d say more, but I don’t know how much more your readers can take.

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