A Lust for Lists…a List of Lust

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Lust is the only deadly sin that will make me lie down in the back of a Corolla…

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Wanderlust makes a person leave their significant other. Plain old lust is what makes them come back.

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Indian guru Osho once said, “In love the other person is important; in lust, you are important”… then, you have kids and suddenly, neither of you are important…

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People associate the goat with the sin of lust making it the only one of the deadly sins with its own mascot.

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In early Rome, lust was given free rein at the bacchanalia. It was essentially an orgy of drinking and sex. A lot like a modern day bachelor party, except no one left a groom out in the desert in his underwear.

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The rewards of lust are degradation, bad decisions and a loss of spirituality. Oddly enough, this is a trade that most people seem okay with.

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Wilt Chamberlain supposedly had sex with tens of thousands of women, which would make him the perfect spokesperson for lust; however, he made a laxative commercial with his mom, instead. Because, no matter how lusty you are, a man loves his mother… and his laxatives, apparently…

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Many great thinkers have had themselves castrated so that their thinking would not be ruled by lust. Lust causes a person to make bad decisions, most notable: Castrating oneself so they one not be ruled by lust.

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When Viagra, lust in pill form, could be prescribed, it revolutionized how older women felt about poisoning their husbands.

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Lust is special. No one ever sighs and wishes they were young so they could envy again…

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Lust is not so much a sin as it is a temporary loss of all judgment.

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Humans are the smartest animals on Earth; consequently, the only way to keep our species procreating is to make everyone stupid for short periods of time, off and on, over a period of around forty years.

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If the universe worked in a logically consistent manner there would be no nun-porn, nor would there be a need for it.

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17 thoughts on “A Lust for Lists…a List of Lust

    1. It was weird looking up Chamberlain to see if he’d done any commercials, then finding a laxative commercial with his mom. But, I guess he could advertise for the petites department at Macy’s…

      While working on an essay about St. Jerome, I found another religious figure to did castrate himself, so it was heavy on my mind when I wrote this list. I hope I can eventually forget it…

      Thanks, Robyn.

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