When giving eels, put some young ones in the package and some fake plastic young eels, because everyone loves an elvers impersonator…
If the recipient has no room in his refrigerator, any cylindrical storage will do. I keep my eels in an umbrella stand.
Eels secrete a lot of mucus which can be a godsend for people who don’t have enough mucus.
Eels can be processed and turned into a pie that should not be mistaken for food.
Eels make a great surprise gift because no one expects eels.
Remember the old saying, “A gift with a face on it is not soon forgotten”
An electric eel can be used as a shock collar if you want your dog disciplined severely and randomly.
For the Nords, the sixth wedding anniversary was the “Eel Anniversary” and celebrated by eating dried eel and eel pie followed by a spirited game of “Shock the Beagle”.
If you receive an eel and decide you don’t want it, break out the acrylic paints and, after an hour’s work, you can gift it to someone else as a coral snake.
Eel can be dried and smoked… but, if you get high, it’s probably less the eel meat and more what the eel might’ve ingested just before it was caught.
Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 
Nice legs! Err… I mean ‘eels’.
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I only chose that photo because I suspect she has eels in that bag…
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I’m waiting for mine Charles 😊
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A gift-bucket of eels has been automatically sent to your home: Smoked eels, dried eels and eel soaps… all with lovely eel wrapping paper that bears the face of Sylvester Stallone.
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Sylvester was my maiden name 😊
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Never heard it used as a last name before…
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I’m going to cry, “foul.” The Vikings didn’t keep beagles! -At least you were accurate about the umbrellas.
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Did I write “beagles”? I meant “Jack Russell Terriers”…
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😀 Chihuahuas?
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Eel shock collars for dogs. You better get on that quickly… I think I saw something similar on Amazon.
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And they could probably sell them cheaper than I can…
My basement is only so big…
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Yes one thing I need is more mucus…
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[Sigh] Okay, I’ll have to send YOU a gift pail of eels as well…
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You can also make jellied eel, which sounds pretty nasty.
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I just threw up in my mouth a little upon reading that. And, it tasted better than jellied eels…
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I have the heebie jeebies now thinking of eels. Although I laughed out loud at “shock the Beagle”
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The Nords have strange customs; but, we have no right to judge them…
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