I got one of those fantasy swords in the mail. I wanted to call it, “Dragon Hacker” but I realized that I’d already given that name to my couch.
I think all ballots should be write-in ballots because I really don’t think people with bad penmanship deserve a voice in our government.
Nothing says, “Let’s change the topic of conversation” like a sandal thrown at one’s head.
I wrote a book on Gothic cathedrals once; and, to make it more difficult, I didn’t let myself use the words “Gothic” or “cathedral”.
After my accident, the doctor said I would never dance again; but, I did… once. Unfortunately, no one saw me so the doctor told me it doesn’t count.
I confessed to setting an explosion that killed eleven people because it gave me an alibi for an explosion that killed twelve people.
I think that people who wait for the voices in their heads to tell them to kill aren’t being proactive enough.
Only in America is the populist candidate the guy with solid gold toilet seats.
In space, no one can hear you scream… or yodel, which is why there are no Swiss in space.
Better to get hurt by the truth than comforted with a lie… that’s not really true, but believing it makes me feel better…
If the wheel had never been invented, paddle-boats would simply be floating S&M emporiums.
Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 
What was the book called? 😀
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“Old Giant Churches of that Continent Just West of Asia”
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I thought the wheel was just one of those crazy things your mad uncle spoke about when he’d had some wacky tobbacy
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On a seperate and unrelated tangent I made wacky cake on the weekend
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What’s in a “wacky cake”?
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I’ll send you the recipe in a tick
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No, I was there when it was invented. We did it several miles outside of our village; but, the good news is, we could ride back…
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Gee that was lucky. Was it made from licorice 😊
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Don’t be silly. Licorice was invented a thousand years later by the dinosaurs…
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Oh of course. It was the chipmunks that invented rubber, wasn’t it?
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Just Chip. Dale is a moron…
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Monday morning smiles – let the week begin!
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I appreciate the compliment, Robyn…
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I’m disappointed… where are the lobster promised in the title?
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My problem is, I’m running out of pithy titles for my Random Thoughts posts.
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Lack of pith is a terrible thing. But throwing in a lobster can’t hurt.
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I do love lobster.
On a related note, I was warned not to retire to Maine. Was that warning warranted?
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You mean paddle-boats aren’t S&M emporiums? I knew I shouldn’t have bought that ticket….
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Well, all you’ll need to find is one willing participant. But, I’d recommend you bring your own paddle…
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