A seeing-eye hot blonde.
A set of fine china with images of half-eaten food painted on them.
A mockingbird and an ultrasensitive cat
Mood toilet paper
A nice set of chef’s knives and a nice chef to go with them
A lace and silk handkerchief because I’ve always wanted to start an illegal street race
A pair of shoes that adds two inches to my height while simultaneously relieving mild constipation
A combination .38 caliber revolver and baby rattle
Season tickets to the Superbowl
Cookies in the shape of people who are trying to impersonate cookies
The logical successor to the spork, the “knifadlechula”, a razor-sharp ladle that can be used as a spatula and to gut a hog.
A video game that is made up of all previous video games because I’ve always wondered how Duke Nukem would fare against Ms. Pacman.
Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 
I think there is money to be made with the knork. Although, I guess one might stab their eye out in the process of eating. That is just a work around – the knork is the next big thing, mark my words!
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A knork reminds me of that Batman movie… “Wanna know where I got these scars?”
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Mood toilet paper.
Because sometimes you need to know if your ass is having a bad day…
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That’s what the special shoes are for…
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…an ultrasensitive cat. More sensitive than they are now? With they parrot saying ‘here kitty kitty kitty” all day.
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That one kind of fell flat, George. I was implying that the cat would react to the mockery…
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No, no…I got it thought it was hysterical…my response meant as a joke fell flat…first…I said parrot…
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Seriously? I was going to leave it out…
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Golden Retrievers are excellent seeing-eye blondes. You could probably even get one in bed with you if you put some dog biscuits on your pillow.
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Golden Retrievers are excellent seeing-eye blondes. You could probably even get one in bed with you if you put some dog biscuits on your pillow.
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And, when I get that desperate, I’ll send you a DVD of my suicide…
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I’m so happy you included Ms Pac-Man!!! Even though I’ve always preferred Pac-Man ❤️
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Check out today’s post, Doree…
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A.w.e.s.o.m.e.
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I was stuck for ideas, last night. Netflix had a history of video games. It was hard to remember ten of them… Despite the fact that I spent all my money on them…
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My money’s on Ms. Pac Man. Duke Nukem would only go for the bubblegum.
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She’s also a handsome woman…
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