Other Stuff that I Want

Chef, 21, gets to core of the perfect knife – Orange County Register

A seeing-eye hot blonde.

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A set of fine china with images of half-eaten food painted on them.

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A mockingbird and an ultrasensitive cat

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Mood toilet paper

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A nice set of chef’s knives and a nice chef to go with them

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A lace and silk handkerchief because I’ve always wanted to start an illegal street race

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A pair of shoes that adds two inches to my height while simultaneously relieving mild constipation

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A combination .38 caliber revolver and baby rattle

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Season tickets to the Superbowl

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Cookies in the shape of people who are trying to impersonate cookies

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The logical successor to the spork, the “knifadlechula”, a razor-sharp ladle that can be used as a spatula and to gut a hog.

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A video game that is made up of all previous video games because I’ve always wondered how Duke Nukem would fare against Ms. Pacman.

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17 thoughts on “Other Stuff that I Want

  1. I think there is money to be made with the knork. Although, I guess one might stab their eye out in the process of eating. That is just a work around – the knork is the next big thing, mark my words!

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      1. I was stuck for ideas, last night. Netflix had a history of video games. It was hard to remember ten of them… Despite the fact that I spent all my money on them…

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