Beautiful Facts about Venus

Newly-Processed Views of Venus from Mariner 10 - SpaceRef
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Venus and Earth are considered “sister planets” so, say what you like about the Earth, but at least she has a hot sister.

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At 90 times the atmospheric pressure that we have on Earth, you can press your dress shirts on Venus just by leaving them on the front porch.

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Venus is further from the Sun than Mercury; however, it is hotter on Venus. This is due to the “Greenhouse Effect” which is real or fake, depending upon what political party is in power.

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Unlike the rest of the planets, Venus spins counterclockwise. This means, instead of night following day, as it does on the other planets, day follows night on Venus.

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At one time, scientists thought that Venus might be a tropical paradise under all those clouds; however, it turned out to have high winds, crushing atmospheric pressure, a poisonous atmosphere and temperatures hot enough to melt lead. It is still, however, better than living in Minneapolis.

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A good tip for finding Venus is to look for the brightest non-lunar object in the night sky. If the object you are looking at is brighter than the moon, it is probably just a plane exploding overhead.

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A day lasts longer than a year on Venus so birthdays are only celebrated every six centuries…

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Humans have been tracking the movements of Venus for over three millennia… and IT DOESN’T SUSPECT A THING!

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It takes only five days for the atmosphere of Venus to travel around the planet, so that helium balloon that your kid accidentally let go of will be back.

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Galileo found that the planet Venus has phases. There’s a crescent phase, a full phase and that phase where Venus wore an eye-patch and a long leather jacket…

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Venus is the Roman goddess of beauty and love. She is the enemy of Nepsis, the Roman goddess of plastic surgery and settling…

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