Immutable Truths

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Before seeking revenge, first dig TWO graves. That way, if your revenge is cutting the other guy in half, you’ll be all ready.

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The bigger they come, the harder they hit.

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The teacher for your hardest subject will be the one with the thickest accent.

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It takes a big man to admit he’s obese.

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Don’t beat a dead horse. It doesn’t help the situation and it makes the other horses nervous.

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It takes a big man to admit he’s wrong; but, it takes a Thomas Mann to write A Death in Venice.

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If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it… but, if it is making a metallic scraping noise, I’d leave the room as quickly as possible.

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If you have a choice of two lines at a grocery store, the one you choose will always be slower; there is, however, a way to speed up the line you are in and that is to get into the other line.

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Your bread will always fall butter-side down so keep your floor coated with jelly…

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No one cares about your opinion except what your opinion is of their opinion…

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  3. I am not a gambling person but turn into one every time I choose the grocery line. I go through the whole, “Well, if I choose this one then that one will be the fast one, so maybe I should just choose that one. But then if I do that, then the universe will know and then this one will be the fast one.” Never can win with the grocery line.

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