A chain of strip clubs at nudist camps all over the world.
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An on-line dating service specifically for people who don’t own computers.
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A non-OSHA version of Minecraft where the ceiling caves in at random and no one bothers to look for you.
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A line of low-calorie enemas.
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Rememberance of Things Past action figures… Including M. Swann’s Malibu Dream House.
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Cumin-flavored faucets and shower heads.
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Fire-proof feminine hygiene products.
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Brown toothpaste.
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Nuisance lawsuits filed against violent drug kingpins.
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A digital kitchen thermometer that cries out in pain when it gets hot.
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Colored contact lenses for rats.
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A travel agency service that only plans return trips.
Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 
That digital thermometer would be great. 😁
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Many of these ideas are promising… low calorie enemas? Who wouldn’t love that!
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I suppose the Atkins crowd might…
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You haven’t considered publishing a book by any chance have you?
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I almost did, once. But, it didn’t work out…
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Too bad – best money losing idea around.
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At this point, I do it because I like doing it. I’ve got some parodies I wouldn’t mind publishing some time. A Robert Ludlum parody and an Agatha Christie one.
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Wouldn’t it be a better idea to have a chain of reverse strip (or dressing) clubs at nudist camps all over the world?
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Can you imagine clothed people playing volleyball? Hubba-hubba!
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See—it could totally work!
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I’ve been to nudist camps three times and that was enough for me… so, someone else would have to handle the sales portion…
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I had an idea that people would see right through Trump, but I didn’t know so many of them are blind.
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Not blind. Just perpetually frightened.
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I dunno; I think you could do worse.
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Hehe funny
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