[You’ve heard the phrase, “It’s better than nothing” and the phrase “That’s worse than nothing at all”. I’ve found some things that are EXACTLY as good as nothing. Enjoy… or whatever you would do with something like this]
An online girlfriend who can’t read or write or render an image on camera.
A small bag of acorns.
A corsage the exact same color as your prom date’s dress.
Any cat.
A one-man play about what it is like to be in the audience of a one-man play.
A last will and testament that expires upon your death.
A murder mystery where the murder victim turns out to be “just kidding”.
A self-driving car that has no space for passengers.
Tennis shoes with bologna inserts.
Currency with adjustable serial numbers.
A seeing-eye brick.
A crack squad of soldiers whose job it is to infiltrate the enemy, use his restrooms then sneak back to base.
A barstool made out of orange peels.
A firearm that only discharges if it recognizes the fingerprint of the user’s dead mother.
Cherry-flavored suppositories.
Lip balm for monitor lizards.
Backstage tickets to a theater in the round.
Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 
Last but also the least: A blog post about nothing?
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And, what’s THAT worth to you?
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worthless laughs 😀
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I’m convinced there is a use for a seeing eye brick
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I once postulated a seeing-eye cheetah for blind people who want to drive on the highway…
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I think if blind people drive on the highway they’d fit right in. (I’m here all week. bang of drum etc)
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Ever see the spaghetti western about a blind gunfighter? Looks like SOMEbody has overcome big time…. And, the bad guy is played by (another drum roll) Ringo Starr.
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I don’t get cats either. Laughed at the one man play and the murder mystery 🙂
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Why have a pet that can’t decide if it likes you or not? Thanks for reading it, Robyn…
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All very funny except the point referring to cats. What could you POSSIBLY find wrong with cats? I’ll wait…
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Cats strike me as kind of reptilian. You’ll be happy to know that, I was once forced to have a cat and treated her very well. I think she lived to twenty years old…
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😊😊😊
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Hey wait a minute, I’ve got a cat and . . . well, okay.
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Any-flavored suppositories. Maybe they should go scented?
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If they were scented, they’d be worth something…
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Yes. Perhaps you need a ‘nothing made slightly more useful’ list?
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Sadly, its the category I already put most things in…
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