On my registration form, I deliberately didn’t capitalize my street name.
Next to my vote for my desired candidate I wrote “times infinity”. It probably didn’t accomplish anything but, when it does work, it will DEFINITELY ensure that my candidate wins.
I started a rumor on Facebook that one of our local bond issues was caught in bed with a prostitute. I started a second rumor that the prostitute was caught in bed with a second prostitute.
I went into the voting booth, but I didn’t choose any candidates before registering my vote. Then, I took an “I voted” sticker as if I had…
I wrote in a candidate that I KNEW didn’t exist.
At the polls, I pretended to be my identical twin brother with the same name…
I stood outside the polling place and loudly called out, “What? Running out of ballots?” to cause a run on the polls.
I registered my dog and cat to vote. Then, I had them vote absentee, each for a different candidate.
I registered to vote in a state that I didn’t live in and didn’t exist. All hail West Fragylia!
I handed out literature within five hundred feet of a polling place. That literature was Sinclair Lewis’ Arrowsmith.
Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 
But did you play Daft Punk at the polling booth? That is the real question.
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Daft Punk near a polling place is no longer illegal…
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Since when????
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Since the authorities turned their attention to the real enemy: Folk Metal!
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Haha – laughed at I registered to vote in a state that I didn’t live in and didn’t exist. All hail West Fragylia! Fun list
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Do you know how hard it is to come up with a state that doesn’t exist that actually SOUNDS like it should? I spent four months on that part. The rest of the list took approximately four minutes…
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Glad I noticed where the thought was placed – because it definitely made me snortle 🙂
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Now, I’m working on a name for a fat-free fruitcake that also sounds like the name of a Persian emperor… Hold my calls!
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Its easy: West Carolina. East Dakota. New Wyoming.
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Oh, you do NOT want to be in West Carolina after dark…
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