Tomorrow is another day. On the other hand, yesterday was also another day and look how badly you screwed that up.
Do your best at everything you try so that, when you fail, you have literally no options.
All of your dreams can come true if your dreams consist of dying penniless in a gutter somewhere.
It’s important to visualize what success looks like so that you understand how badly you’ve failed every time you’ve tried.
Believe you can and you are halfway there. Fool yourself into believing that you DID and you can take the rest of the week off…
To succeed, you must conquer your fears. Conquering your fears is also the prerequisite for jumping over the wall at the zoo to play with the tigers.
Life may have knocked you down but that doesn’t mean that it won’t also kick you in the face while you lie there.
Start by doing what is necessary; then, do what is possible; and, suddenly you are doing the impossible. And, THAT’S when you realize that the acid has kicked in…
It is never too late to be what you might have been except when you aren’t which isn’t often.
The pessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity. The optimist sees opportunity in every difficulty. The pharmacist sees the opportunity to sell either person antidepressants.
Whether you think you can’t or you can, you’re right… especially if you think you can’t.
This made me think of the guy who unicycled around Australia 😊
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Nothing should make you think of that guy…
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You mentioned unicycling so its your fault 😛
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I accept full responsibility…
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Haha I love this! Demotivational posters are the best
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I used to love looking at those, so I decided to come up with a few of my own. Easier than putting together an IKEA couch anyway…
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Heck yeah, share your words of shady cynicism. It gives a healthy dose of critical kicking to dopey dhumans.
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It’s easy when you work off of actual lists of motivational sayings…
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I try never to visualize success. Much less disappointing that way…
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I visualize utter failure, then I try to work in the opposite direction…
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But if utter failure is visualized… why not just chuck it and say mission accomplished? Less time consuming.
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Because you still have a lot of time to kill between birth and death…
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Which is why they invented alcohol…
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Great post 😄
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Thanks so much!
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I bet you could have made a FORTUNE off of these before the Internet made memes a ‘thing’ 🤣
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It’s just my bitterness put into words and pasted onto a public domain photograph… Hey, wait! That IS a meme!
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There you go! I’ll accept 5% in royalties. You’re welcome 😉
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Sounds more than fair!
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You succeeded. I may not write another word ever…I may also quote you on my FB timeline…have you ever thought of becoming the Anti-Tony Robbins?
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I definitely don’t have his ultra-bright teeth and giant ungainly head…
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Small head. Rotten teeth. Perfect for “The demotivator.”
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So, why don’t you have any blog entries?
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You did not disappoint! -well, I guess you DID.
Bravo! Encore!
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Oh, there’ll be an encore…
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Yay?
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Now I don’t feel I’ve demotivated you properly…
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