I get mad when someone puts the milk back in the fridge with only a few drops in it. If it turns out it was me, I still get mad but I keep it to myself…
I get mad because youth is wasted on the young; but, anyone can get old age if they are willing to wait…
I get mad when someone tailgates me while I’m tailgating someone. Because, someone could get hurt.
I get mad when I go to the grocery store for a bottle of lemon juice and end up spending over a hundred dollars, taking the groceries home and realizing I forgot the lemon juice.
I get mad at all the injustice in the world… but, I do it alphabetically, so I never quite get around to being angry about zebra murder.
I get mad at the family next door because their children are illiterate; but, they still haven’t reacted to my strongly-worded notes.
I used to get mad because I had to walk on egg shells around my old girlfriend… weirdest fetish ever…
I get mad at people who have different opinions than I do, despite my efforts to convince them with logic, reason, threats, sarcasm and free-verse poetry.
I get mad when a fish eats the worm off of my hook because, if I’d known that was going to happen, I could’ve given that worm to a hungry robin. Plus, it means I was outsmarted by a fish.
I get mad when something wakes me in the middle of the night and it isn’t Catherine Zeta-Jones.
I get mad when there’s nothing good enough to watch on television and there’s nothing on so bad that I can enjoy it ironically…
I used to get mad when I saw parents hitting their children in public because my children would see that and think I was weak…
Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 
I get mad when people don’t replace the toilet roll, but I get even madder when they do and they put it on the wrong way round. PS – I’m always mad about zebra murder 🐾🐾🐾🐾
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Some zebras don’t deserve to live. For example, the ones that put the toilet paper roll back the wrong way…
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There is that but I think its more likely the elephant’s that do that
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Have you ever tried to kill and elephant? There’s a reason they are called “elephants” and that reason is because they are as big as elephants…
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If you own a cat, you will not put the toilet paper on the wrong way more than once.
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When you ain’t mad…if I can ask? 😂😂
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When I’m unconscious or eating chocolate. You cannot eat chocolate in anger… unless it’s a Snickers bar…
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Getting outsmarted by a fish is embarrassing.
Unless it’s a trout… they’re wily bastards.
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You aren’t wrong. I remember fishing for trout all day, once… and I caught nothing. I went back home to find that trout had moved in, changed the locks and filed liens on my property. I’m telling you… It’s catfish from here on in…
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Trout… you can’t trust them.
Just be glad he didn’t take your wife as well.
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Thanks for starting my day with some laughs … guffaws, actually.
(The lemon thing is me at Costco… dangerous place.)
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I can’t imagine the size lemon juice available at Costco… Must be like a dunking tank at a fair…
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I, too, get mad at the other drivers. They simply cannot be trusted to break driving rules the way I can.
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I know, right? As George Carlin said, “Anyone driving slower than you is an idiot. Anyone driving faster than you is a maniac”
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Thanks for starting my day with some laughs … guffaws, actually.
(The lemon juice thing is me at Costco… dangerous place.)
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In the business, we call it ‘zebra reclassification.’
But don’t feel bad. If one day, I show up at their savanna, there’s a damn good reason.
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The Zebra Sanction! Probably the last Robert Ludlum book on the library shelves…
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Great post! I get mad when they load me with work and leave no space for blogs. liked the last one the best 😀
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You’re a young guy. Who needs sleep?
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on Mondays? yes 😀
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You sound like me!😂😂
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