They say pigs are awfully clever
but, can they do your taxes? No, never!
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They say the smartest birds are crows
but, how one got stuck in my chimney nobody knows.
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They say an elephant never forgets
But, if they were smarter, they’d make better pets.
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If a dog were smartes
He’d quote Descartes.
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Not one of them has the brain
to know when to come out of the rain.
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Only we people have deep thoughts within our interior
so we can treat other animals as our inferior…
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We laugh at our stupid animal friends and then laugh some more
despite our own pollution, global warming and the threat of nuclear war…
I wouldn’t have guessed the ending wouldn’t be so beauty pageant, not that it is wrong.
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You should see my entry in the bathing suit competition…
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For the sake of world peace, don’t..
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Llamas can herd sheep, humans can’t without dogs π
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Did you like my llama photo?
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Of course. Llamas epitomize fashion and that one wss no exception π
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Fooled you! That’s not a llama. It’s Goldie Hawn!
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And lets make the natural progression, is Goldie Hawn is a llama then Donald Teump is????
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Think “reptile” without legs…
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So the question is did you really fool me? Huh?
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Speak for yourself. Our dog often quoted Descartes, and even Sartre. Usually after a fart.
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Well… it’s a start…
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The dumber the creature, the happier it is. π
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True words. That is why I live in bliss!
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Haha. I’m not really a fan of that ignorance is bliss thing to be honest. But I get what you mean
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If ignorance were bliss, Trump wouldn’t continually be blowing his top. Therefore, Trump is a continuously erupting, topless volcano. If he doesn’t become extinct soon, we’re doomed!
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well done! π
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Well, thanks!
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