Stupid Animals: A Poem

 

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They say pigs are awfully clever

but, can they do your taxes? No, never!

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They say the smartest birds are crows

but, how one got stuck in my chimney nobody knows.

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They say an elephant never forgets

But, if they were smarter, they’d make better pets.

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If a dog were smartes

He’d quote Descartes.

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Not one of them has the brain

to know when to come out of the rain.

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Only we people have deep thoughts within our interior

so we can treat other animals as our inferior…

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We laugh at our stupid animal friends and then laugh some more

despite our own pollution, global warming and the threat of nuclear war…

20 thoughts on “Stupid Animals: A Poem

  1. If ignorance were bliss, Trump wouldn’t continually be blowing his top. Therefore, Trump is a continuously erupting, topless volcano. If he doesn’t become extinct soon, we’re doomed!

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