How large are locust swarms? The locust swarms can be up to eighty million locusts in number. To get an idea how large a swarm that is, imagine a single locust; then, imagine eighty million times that.
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How fast can locust swarms move? With a good wind, about twelve mph. If the wind is stronger than that, locusts tend to take a break and fly kites.
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What benefit does eating locusts provide? Revenge!
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How much can a locust eat a day? A locust can eat its own body weight daily. And, since eating that much makes the locust heavier, it eats more the next day and more the day after that until it explodes with a loud popping noise.
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What weather conditions produce large swarms? A wet winter will produce the most locusts because jet-skiing makes them crazy-horny…
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What is the best way to kill eighty million locusts? Forty million blue jays…
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How much of the average locust’s body is fat? About seventeen percent… which explains why some of them have double chins.
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So locusts have chins? Of course. How else could they play the violin?
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Can’t we just destroy locust swarms with thermonuclear devices? Not practical, but thanks for reading my blog, Mr. President.
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Can we see locusts from outer space? I suppose so, since they can see outer space from where they are…
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Ok, are we doing the four million locust of the apocalypse?????🦟🦟🦟🦟
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Good guess. Tomorrow, if you don’t get it, I’ll be very disappointed, Deb…
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I don’t do well under pressure Charles 😞
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Well, DO BETTER UNDER PRESSURE… NOW!!!!
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So locusts need a large amount of wind? This explains the absence of baked bean cans at my local grocery store.
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That would be an interesting physics problem…
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Please do the research and report back. I recommend deviled eggs.
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That would definitely make the area they leave even less inhabitable…
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I would like to see a locust play the violin. Good thing I have an active imagination. Annnnnd, there it is… Good thing he has that double chin, you’re right!
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With a double chin, can he play two violins at once?
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You might think, but he needs to use those big back legs to brace himself to stand.
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Are you an entomologist, Robyn?
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I like the “Revenge” comment 😀
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Thank you!
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