[Happy Thanksgiving, my friends!]
Put a bucket of chicken on the sidewalk and slam the gate behind him when he grabs it.
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Turn off the wi-fi…
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Seal all the doors and windows and transport the White House into Earth orbit. Then, open the air-lock and suck him into space.
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Remove all of the mirrors.
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Mention that Joe Biden is on the corner, givin’ out presidential pardons like there’s no tomorrow…
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Hire the five best bass fishermen in the country to take turns casting into the Oval Office.
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It’s entirely possible that he will follow a pied piper to the Potomac River.
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Jingle keys to get him to follow out of the White House gates.
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Send Nancy Pelosi in there with a taser and a sack.
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Say his name backwards. This will send him back to his home dimension…
Omg! This is a riot… I doubt any of them will work, but funny all the same.
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I think the bass fisherman have got this…
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But the question is…. what do they use for bait?
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Big Macs?
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Put his orange face cream on a string and guide him out of the office and grounds. If not, I think Nancy Pelosi has this with the taser and the sack.
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That’s face cream???
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I always thought it was a tanning cream gone wrong. Apparently, it’s a bronzer he puts on himself to give him an orange “sun kissed” glow. Regardless, he can’t live without it.
https://www.vox.com/the-goods/2019/12/6/20998822/trump-orange-concealer-bronx-colors
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Tell him a Putin agent in Siberia has proof Trump won the election and given him a one-way ticket there. He may send Rudy in his place, but getting rid of Rudy is a close second to getting rid of Trump.
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I’m beginning to think that Rudy Guiliani is Trump’s imaginary friend. Why the rest of us can see and hear him, I don’t know.
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I needed this, this morning 🤗🥰😂! I just watched Death to 2020, and I am soooo done! Hope you are well!!
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Well, I took a two-week holiday from EVERYTHING (except cooking big meals). I hope your holiday was nice, Doree…
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That sounds perfect! Here it was quiet, boring, and perfect as well! Happy New Year 🎉🤗
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Happy New Year, Doree. Let’s hope 2021 looks nothing like 2020…
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