A body at rest tends to stay at rest… A body in a ravine tends to get poked by kids with a stick.
A body in motion tends to stay in motion until its bladder is full it has to pull over.
The universe tends towards disorder. In other words: auT odrs wot hed wiso ne drvnd ss se r e s.
Energy can neither be created nor destroyed… which does not leave it many options
Your mass increases as you approach the speed of light or an Arby’s.
What goes up must hit a ceiling fan.
As temperature increases, so does volume… especially the volume on your neighbor’s car stereo…
The force of gravity is directly proportional to the value of whatever glassware you just dropped.
Time slows when you approach a large mass or anyone who likes to talk about Ayn Rand.
For every action there is an equal and opposite intent for the outcome of that action.