[No one wants the die with regrets; but, that’s probably because no one wants to die in the first place. If I had any regrets, they would be the following:]
I regret that I was not there for my two, or is it three (?), children
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I regret that I’ve never bent anyone to my will using sex
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I regret every time I divided my M&Ms by color before I ate them. It was racism and racism has to stop.
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I regret spending college protesting the war instead of studying, especially since we weren’t in a war at the time…
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I regret not kissing more girls or the same girl more times.
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I regret not responding more often with “that’s what she said”…
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I regret not using the word “spurious” more often.
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I regret not running more… like when my ex told me that she wanted to get married…
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I regret not reading more books written by women, despite their tendency to go into hysterics.
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I regret getting addicted to opiates.
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I regret running out of opiates that time I was addicted to opiates.
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I regret misspelling “kangaroo” at a fourth grade spelling bee; also, I regret burning down the elementary school afterwards.
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I regret not getting more staph infections.
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I regret not killing Hitler when I had the chance… at least I think it was Hitler…
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I regret learning the Greek alphabet.
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I miss my martial arts instructor… and I regret poisoning his fish-heads…
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I regret ever calling “Marcos’ Discount Escort Service”.
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I regret telling the neighbor’s children that, if they didn’t stay off my lawn, a polar bear would eat them.
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I regret feeding my neighbor’s children to polar bears.
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I regret the one time I tried to talk dirty during sex…
haha..tried to
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Do you regret trying to?
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Haha..I have a few regrets of my own
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Hilarious 😂 m&ms racism 👏😉
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Well, I can’t be the only one who does that…
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Nope…I knew one girl who does that alllll time 🙂
Ps. I don’t eat m&ms lol
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Well done!
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Thank you. Sometimes it’s hard to tell…
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See I knew there was a reason for the wet kangaroo sympathy
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