Lessons Learned From Fighting the Borg

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I know now that the kids who used drugs were not cool… just cooler than the ones who didn’t…

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Treating other people with the same respect I would want for myself turned out to be a great way to trick idiots into doing what I wanted.

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Someone once told me, “Do what you love and you’ll never work a day in your life”. He never mentioned the starvation that goes along with that…

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God never shuts a door without first nailing shut the windows and setting fire to the house.

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It’s better to keep your mouth shut and be thought a fool, than to open it and have a fly get in there.

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Hard work never hurt anyone, except for industrial accidents, hypertension, high blood pressure and workplace shootings…

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Never be ashamed of what you are; however, it’s okay to be ashamed of your car, apartment and how much you earn.

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I think that, universally, what makes us the same is our hatred for people different than we are…

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A person who lives his life afraid to try new things will never know the joy of shooting off his toes.

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The friends you made in high school are the friends you’ll be avoiding for the rest of your life.

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I’ll bet the worst thing about being a vampire is having to put your mouth on the necks of people you don’t even know.

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It takes fewer muscles to smile at someone than it does to frown at them. It takes even fewer muscles to fix them with a blank expressionless face that makes them know that they are an insect in your eyes…

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