Lessons Learned From Fighting the Borg

I know now that the kids who used drugs were not cool… just cooler than the ones who didn’t…

Treating other people with the same respect I would want for myself turned out to be a great way to trick idiots into doing what I wanted.

Someone once told me, “Do what you love and you’ll never work a day in your life”. He never mentioned the starvation that goes along with that…

God never shuts a door without first nailing shut the windows and setting fire to the house.

 

It’s better to keep your mouth shut and be thought a fool, than to open it and have a fly get in there.

Hard work never hurt anyone, except for industrial accidents, hypertension, high blood pressure and workplace shootings…

Never be ashamed of what you are; however, it’s okay to be ashamed of your car, apartment and how much you earn.

I think that, universally, what makes us the same is our hatred for people different than we are…

A person who lives his life afraid to try new things will never know the joy of shooting off his toes.

The friends you made in high school are the friends you’ll be avoiding for the rest of your life.

I’ll bet the worst thing about being a vampire is having to put your mouth on the necks of people you don’t even know.

It takes fewer muscles to smile at someone than it does to frown at them. It takes even fewer muscles to fix them with a blank expressionless face that makes them know that they are an insect in your eyes…