[How to understand your dog]
A low growl: “I disagree with your contention that I should not lay on the couch”
A low growl followed by a whine: “Your unyielding position on the issue of me lying on the couch has me concerned as to your mental state”
A whine, followed by a howl: “Please put down that goddamned harmonica!”
Rapid angry barking: This indicates real danger like a squirrel or a phone ringing.
Fast non-threatening barks: “Despite what you think, I contend that we are not done throwing the tennis ball”
Dog rolls on back: A signal that she is about to fart something just awful.
Whining: “If you have an ounce of pity, you’ll give me some of that hamburger”
Gurgling: “I am underwater. Little help?”
Scratching at door: “I think you need the existential experience of watching me sniff around for forty minutes and then decide I didn’t have to pee”
Snoring: “I have spent the day protecting you from squirrels and phones so now I will fall into a coma while home invaders tie you up and ransack the house”
Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 
You forgot – Sigh – Yes my place is lying on your bed, your place is on the floow beside me
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That’s usually the first rule to go out the window, eh?
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In the caravan – yep.
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Lol… I forgot!
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Funny list 🙂 Especially liked the roll over dog, gurgling dog and: “Rapid angry barking: This indicates real danger like a squirrel or a phone ringing.”
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Thanks so much, Robyn. It was sitting in my ‘B’ pile but recent family events have made it difficult to write anything funny yet.
I still like that you tell me which ones make you laugh. Thanks for doing that.
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Rapid yip yipping: Timmy is down by Old Man Miller’s barn where he’s been tied up by two men with a shotgun, one with a bum leg, the other with a red eyepatch.
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Two barks and a quick turn: “Timmy’s fallen into the well… AGAIN”…
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