Acceptable Times to Free-Associate

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When you are a keynote speaker at a deconstructionist’s convention.

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During a psychotherapy session. This includes de facto sessions such as when you mindlessly prattle on to the person in the next cubical.

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When you are caught by a loved one in a big lie. If free-associating doesn’t confuse them, they might assume you are having a stroke and just feel sorry for you.

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There hasn’t been a single anime series that wasn’t the result of just blurting out random nouns to a Japanese television executive.

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Pretending to be schizophrenic to impress a college admissions administrator or a blind date.

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If you unwittingly wander into a poetry slam.

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After your wife asks if the jeans she is wearing make her look fat.

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When logic doesn’t mean anything anyway, as in those times when you are arguing with ANYONE over a parking spot.

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If you are writing a dictionary in no particular order.

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After becoming a professional Allen Ginsberg impersonator…

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