Things You Don’t Want to See During Sex

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A Medic-alert bracelet with the letters H-I-V on it.

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Surgical tools and an empty syringe.

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Your ex-wife.

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Her Rottweiler

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An incredulous toddler peering at you from the doorway while his little mind is shredded into what I’d imagine would be the kind of schism a violent psychopath might develop from.

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A blu-ray of the movie Audition.

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A member of the vice squad.

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Her glass eye skittering across the bedroom floor.

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Fangs.

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A package of Imodium.

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Anything preserved in formaldehyde.

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