Allow people to buy insurance across state lines provided they can get sick in both states.
Emphasize preventative care, mostly by raising your voice when you tell the working poor: “You also can’t afford PREVENTATIVE CARE”.
Reduce the requirements to become a medical doctor to watching six episodes of Quincy.
Make the entire hospital the emergency room.
Reduce the cost of prescription drugs by allowing citizens to make their own on their stove-tops.
Make surgery free but quadruple the cost of anesthesia.
Program to ship America’s poor children to third world nations where UNICEF will vaccinate them for free.
Shut down women’s clinics and instead assign the task of breast exams to America’s perverts.
Partially fund health care by filming prostate exams and selling the videos as gay pornography.
Pay for it by processing the deceased into Soylent Green, which, as Donald Trump will attest, contains only the best people.