[another post that I was never totally thrilled with… so, now it’s YOUR problem]
Holding a purse for someone.
Having the song, “Barbie Girl” stuck in my head.
Doing what some stupid sign tells me to do. High voltage, my ass!
Sherbet.
Foot long hot dogs…
Eight inch hot dogs
Any hot dog.
Not being able to come up with a darkly humorous witticism after I’ve killed a bad guy.
Colonoscopies…
Petting any dog that weighs less than sixty pounds.
Petting any cat that isn’t a dog.
Crying at the end of Gone With the Wind.
Crying at the beginning of Gone With the Wind because I know how it will end.
Wearing nylons and black pumps.
Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 
😂😂 I just read this out loud to my husband. You had us both cracking up!
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That makes me feel a lot better about his list… It’s been in my queue for several months…
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But you would look so good in nylon and pumps. 😊
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I know, right?
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With you on the bad guy thing. Sometimes I prefer to let them carry on with their evil plans rather than face the ignominy of dispatching them without a witty one-liner.
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EXACTLY! And, don’t you DARE reuse a witticism because word gets out. I killed an evil genius at his space station saying, “That’s what you get for living in a vacuum”. As I attempted to jettison a second super-villain years later, I hit the airlock button and he said, sarcastically, “Let me guess… you are going to say that thing about living in a vacuum”. I was so upset I could barely murder him…
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Clearly you’ve never heard of manties
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Sure! They are a type of flat fish with a stinger for a tail…
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Ahh. I must enlighten you of preconceptions to the reality of the world.
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I made my own reality out of egg whites and corn starch…
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I dread the day when I have to be subjected to colonoscopy. Hopefully, that day won’t come…
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It’s not as much fun as it sounds and it doesn’t sound very fun…
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Eating 8 hot dogs in man-panties from that pic 😂😂
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“I feel pretty… oh so pretty… I feel pretty and witty and liiiiiight!”
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You have always the best answer 😄🥳🥳🤪
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You’re sweet.
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I never heard the song “Barbie Girl” but I suspect your head might find this one a better “stuck”:
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Oh I LOVE that song!
… damn you.
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Any hot dog….Hahaha – that was a fun list 🙂
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Thanks, Robyn! I’m just glad to get it out of my queue. I looked at my “in progress” stuff and found it was forty pages of stuff. It’s like trying to get rid of mementos… very hard…
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My husband completely agrees with you!
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He sounds like a smart guy.
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