If you don’t tell me what I want to know, I’m going to have my friend, Boris here, punch me in the testicles.
I’m going to get a lawyer and SUE YOU for .02 percent of everything you own!
I’m warning you: Stay out of my way or I’m gonna have to veer to the left slightly to get around you.
If you don’t pay me, I’ll tell your wife that you’ve been having sex with a married woman that looks exactly like her and I have the photographs to prove it.
I’ve got a good mind to drag your ass out into the parking lot and compliment you on your car.
Wherever you go and whatever you do, look behind you and I’ll be right there… in spirit, anyway.
If you quit now, you’ll never work in this cubicle again!
Nice shop you’ve got here. It’d be a shame if nothing was to happen to it.
So, you think you’re smart, eh? We’ll see how smart you are after you’ve finished this culturally neutral IQ test.
If I don’t hear from you, these photographs of you making pasta will be in every newspaper that decides they want to print them.