Take a lot of blood pressure medicine before your appointment. That way, when the blood technician tries to get a sample, it will take forty five minutes.
Try to talk the doctor into prescribing heroin.
Let everyone go ahead of you until the very end of the day, then, when they call you to come in, say, “Well, it’s about TIME”
Try to get the receptionist to accept an insurance card that you drew up in the waiting room…
Threaten to talk your clothes off if they don’t take ten pounds of off your weight.
Take your clothes off anyway.
Ask for any free samples of suture they can do without.
Talk to the people around you in the waiting room. Ask them what their medical issue is and tell them that your uncle died of that. Then, take your clothes off.
Take throat swabs of any sick children in the waiting room. When the staff catches you and asks what you are doing, exclaim, “You’ll find out!” and flee the office.
Tell any mothers nearby that you are there to get a vaccination; when you leave the doctor’s office, come out with a facial tic and shriek, “I’m blind!”
Seriously????? You wear clothes to the doctors?
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The other patients usually insist…
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Whats wrong with them? Go tell them to go see a doctor
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When faced with my glorious nudity, they are too much in awe to see a doctor…
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great tip to jump the queue, talking to the fellow sick while taking off your clothes
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Think of the time it would save if everyone in the waiting room took off their clothes. It’s a great conversation starter as well…. if you’re into moles.
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I took me clothes off at the doctor’s just to pay the bill, once. Turns out, he only wanted money…
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So disappointing when your preferred form of currency is no longer accepted…
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Well, the doctor did say that he’d prefer payment of the viewing of my body over BitCoin…
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Cracked up at this one “Talk to the people around you in the waiting room. Ask them what their medical issue is and tell them that your uncle died of that. Then, take your clothes off.” Fun read 🙂
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Thanks, Robyn. I always appreciate your input.
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That was a fun read. I tried to persuade my doctor to prescribe some codeine for my lower back pain, but all he would give me was some ibuprofen. I like codeine…
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Codeine is pretty swell. With kidney stones, I can get much stronger than that. I was even given something stronger than morphine, once.
Sadly, I’ve developed a few reactions to opiates that will only allow me to use them if it is an absolute necessity…
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That photo of the empty waiting room must have been taken just after you took your clothes off.
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Fortunately, no one was hurt in the stampede to get out…
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I don’t usually talk my clothes off…
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That would be a power of persuasion that we can only dream of having…
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