Pickup Lines that have Always Failed Me

Our friend alcohol will make this woman forget that she’s talking to a balding hunchback…

I’d like to do a tarot reading for you but I’ll need a drop of your blood or saliva.

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Wanna come back to my place and listen to Devo while I teach you how to buy real estate with no money down?

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I’ve never told anyone this, but I poisoned a horse once.

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You know… my penis length is well within the range of what is considered average…

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Mmm… I’d like to clone you and then combine the two of you to make one gigantic version of you.

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I’ve eaten squirrel once and probably will again.

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You don’t look anything like my mother, but I’ve got wigs and nightgowns back at my place…

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Back in my day, a tramp stamp was something you did to hobos to keep them out of your town…

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Can I take you back to my apartment to find out if I’m still gay?

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Wanna see my impersonation of a Chinese guy?

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