I’d like to do a tarot reading for you but I’ll need a drop of your blood or saliva.
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Wanna come back to my place and listen to Devo while I teach you how to buy real estate with no money down?
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I’ve never told anyone this, but I poisoned a horse once.
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You know… my penis length is well within the range of what is considered average…
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Mmm… I’d like to clone you and then combine the two of you to make one gigantic version of you.
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I’ve eaten squirrel once and probably will again.
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You don’t look anything like my mother, but I’ve got wigs and nightgowns back at my place…
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Back in my day, a tramp stamp was something you did to hobos to keep them out of your town…
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Can I take you back to my apartment to find out if I’m still gay?
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Wanna see my impersonation of a Chinese guy?
I never did get around to having a pick-up line. But I was also very shy. I had to figure out ways to make that work for me.
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I’ve always been shy but never found a way to make it work for me. I do get fewer colds and flus, though… so, I’ve got that going for me, which is nice…
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Dating risks… among others… I don’t miss that. But then I got married and had kids. School is just a germ factory.
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Yeah, I was married for about twenty-five years. Two kids. Both are adults, now…
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