[What follows is a list of ironic events or things. Although I feel I’ve only scratched the surface, it was difficult to come up with even ten. Anyone else know any legitimate ironies?]
A pet bird dying in a plane crash.
Being beaten to death by a pacifists’ bodyguards.
A financial planner who takes a vow of poverty.
Dying of internal bleeding after being run over by a Red Cross blood-mobile.
Giving power of attorney to someone who is suing you.
Playing monopoly with a communist.
Complaining to your son that he’s wasting his life while the episode of Three’s Company you are watching is going on in the background.
Setting an opera in a school for the deaf.
While bending down to pick up a quarter, your three hundred dollar iPhone falls from your shirt pocket and cracks on the sidewalk.
A tornado picks up your trailer and drops it into FEMA’s parking lot.
Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 
At times i wonder, whether I should laugh or be sad for the person stuck in an ironical situation, but then the situation is so absurd that I shamelessly laugh anyway xD
LikeLiked by 2 people
I try to help first… then, laugh later.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Haha.. true !
LikeLike
Today we were at ths beach and my dog was bounding along but her feet sunk into the seaweed and she did a head dive into the sea. I thought that was really funny, then I slipped over and went butt first into the sea. Irony bites
LikeLiked by 1 person
Poetic justice without the rhyming…
LikeLiked by 1 person
100% true – damn seaweed – a blight on life
LikeLiked by 1 person
The lord kelps those that kelp themselves…
LikeLike