A copy of The Walter White Cookbook.
A round-trip ticket to the happiest place on Earth: The Xanax factory!
A pinochle deck with the prime numbers removed.
A statue of an angry Buddha, crumpling up a betting ticket and smacking a prostitute.
A boxed set of every movie that Adam Sandler wasn’t in.
A Frank Sinatra album and a list of reasons why I’d want to listen to it.
A princess costume large enough to fit a fat fifty seven year old man.
A set of dental tools, lock picks and a full bottle of chloroform.
Driving gloves with a matching car.
A signed first edition of The Iliad.
Merry Christmas!
Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 
And a patridge in a pear tree 😊
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And, newspaper to put under it.
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😁😁😁 What do you get everything from? Love your quotes!😊
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I get them from my brain.
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A princess costume large enough to fit a fat fifty seven year old man. Now this one sounds quite interesting…
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And, I expect there to be dragonfly wings on the back of it as well…
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And this is why I follow your blog 💗
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Have a merry Christmas, Lisa!
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Merry Christmas!! 🎄
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It’s a pretty good cookbook but man, that rock candy makes me sweat!
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Most people who read the book are up all night with it…
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To Serve Man…
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#4 and #8
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Thank you! I wasn’t sure about the Buddha one…
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I’m always up for religious blasphemy
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I’m with you on the non-Adam Sandler movies.
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I know, right?
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