A copy of The Walter White Cookbook.
A round-trip ticket to the happiest place on Earth: The Xanax factory!
A pinochle deck with the prime numbers removed.
A statue of an angry Buddha, crumpling up a betting ticket and smacking a prostitute.
A boxed set of every movie that Adam Sandler wasn’t in.
A Frank Sinatra album and a list of reasons why I’d want to listen to it.
A princess costume large enough to fit a fat fifty seven year old man.
A set of dental tools, lock picks and a full bottle of chloroform.
Driving gloves with a matching car.
A signed first edition of The Iliad.