What I Want 4 Christmas

 

Letscook

A copy of The Walter White Cookbook.

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A round-trip ticket to the happiest place on Earth: The Xanax factory!

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A pinochle deck with the prime numbers removed.

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A statue of an angry Buddha, crumpling up a betting ticket and smacking a prostitute.

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A boxed set of every movie that Adam Sandler wasn’t in.

sinatra

A Frank Sinatra album and a list of reasons why I’d want to listen to it.

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A princess costume large enough to fit a fat fifty seven year old man.

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A set of dental tools, lock picks and a full bottle of chloroform.

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Driving gloves with a matching car.

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A signed first edition of The Iliad.

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Merry Christmas!

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