A fat guy, a bicycle and a ramp.
Borrowing money from a guy named “No-nose Morelli”.
Gift baskets of fugu.
Children’s toys shaped like exposed high voltage electrical wiring.
Cherry-flavored hard candy with a soft center made of sugar, gelatin and chicken pox.
A “1-900” suicide hot-line number.
Rattlesnake roundups for the blind.
Buying an iron lung at Ikea.
Being drunk in a batting cage.
You are attending services in an alternative church whose doors lock from the outside.
Offering up your opinion on child discipline to a parent disciplining their child… unless they ask for your opinion… then, it will still end badly but it will be your fault for trusting them…
Any amateur ballet recital.
Buying a burrito from some guy who’s just walking around with one.
“So, you think your grandpa is too old to do a cartwheel?”
Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 
Going down a child’s slide 🙂
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Good one, Deb.
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answering questions that start with “Am I..”
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A friend asked me one of those just a couple of days ago. I smiled and said nothing… which can be interpreted to be an answer, anyway…
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you must have a non-committal smile, or a good one. doesn’t work for me.
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Yeah, mine was more of a smirk… so I was busted…
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what’s wrong with a burrito guy…cant get 🙂
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Burritos are iffy enough without adding a mystery to where it was created…
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lol 😂😂
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I guess I should get a refund from Ikea! The assembly instructions for the iron lung was in Chinese and after putting it together, I now have something that looks like lawn furniture! LOL
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What do you expect from something called “Loong”?
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I’ve been drunk in a batting cage. I guarantee, no matter who you are, you will eventually get the idea to step in front of the machine to see what it feels like to have the ball hit you. Guaranteed. And yes, that is a poor decision.
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Just the kind of gritty and hard-hitting insight I expect from you.
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My work is done here.
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