A shock collar for a boa constrictor.
A bottle of glue with a “My Little Pony” on the label.
Hepatitis.
Twelve year old scotch tape.
A five dollar coupon for a gift certificate.
Meth-head Barbie and her Malibu dream dumpster.
A coin collection comprised of pennies from the last ten years.
A glow-in-the-dark enema bag.
A leather coat made from recycled dogs.
Jellyfish jerky.
Books on Tape: Handbook of Chemistry and Physics, 33rd edition.
Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 
Cliff Richard sings CATS?
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Be honest, Deb: You’d really like that as a gift.
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No, its Hall and Oates for me. I have their greatest hits album and love it 😊
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You don’t want to know what music I’m into…
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Great list – I was smiling when I saw the title and “Hepatitis” on the WP reader. Loved Meth head Barbie too 🙂
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Thanks, Robyn. I really appreciate you letting me know the ones you liked. Of course, if you DON’T comment, I assume you liked none of it… so it’s a double-edged sword…
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Oh no! If I don’t comment it usually means I am daft and didn’t understand. There was one I think where I didn’t know what the word or saying meant – there’s NO WAY I was going to admit that 🙂
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Before you assume ignorance on your part, assume insanity on my part…
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Lol I take handbook tho
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I don’t know… an entropy table would get pretty monotonous after a few rows…
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I think you mean ‘edition’ for your last one.
The My Little Pony glue was my favorite gift idea. 😀
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Good lord, that was embarrassing, Chelsea. Thanks for catching that…
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Oh sure. Wouldn’t want you getting in trouble for teaching small children where glues come from… 😉
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