A shock collar for a boa constrictor.
A bottle of glue with a “My Little Pony” on the label.
Twelve year old scotch tape.
A five dollar coupon for a gift certificate.
Meth-head Barbie and her Malibu dream dumpster.
A coin collection comprised of pennies from the last ten years.
A glow-in-the-dark enema bag.
A leather coat made from recycled dogs.
Books on Tape: Handbook of Chemistry and Physics, 33rd edition.